Another Saturday, another protest. Or, as it’s come to be known in certain circles: another aimless group therapy session for people who desperately need hobbies.
This time, it was the “Hands Off” protest at Marietta Square, a bold move, apparently, against the terrifying specter of… democracy? Elections? Elon Musk’s X account? Even after reading the signs, listening to the chants, and enduring the performative outrage, I’m still not sure what these people were protesting. But one thing was clear: they were very, very upset that Donald Trump is popular again, and Elon Musk refuses to apologize for being smarter than them.